Posted by
King David Caul on Sunday, September 07, 2008 9:25:34 PM
Why bother to outskate your opponent in the actual competition when you've come up with a most excellent plan to break their kneecaps - before the competition even begins!? I mean, why fool around?!
Honestly, simply because you decide to take a shot at busting the knees of your competitor, does not mean you fear them -- or have self-doubts... it's simply about... efficiency... NO! It's -- it's -- eliminating the messy, unnecessary risks. Yeah; it's being "thorough". It's a sign, of a sophisticated intellect!
That's why the MainStreamMedia and Obama surrogates* have handed out the "Tonya Harding - Success My Way" handbook, for instructions on how to preemptively break Palin's metaphoric kneecaps, and diminish her very existence and qualification for status as a human, before any actual leadership merit can even be explored.
And why not? It worked for Tonya!
... didn't it?
*obvious redundancy preserved to fulfill copyright reprint obligations.