Posted by
King David Caul on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 3:01:04 AM
THIS IS BULL!
I have been running for King for months now (http://kingoftheunitedstates.net), and the support has been paltry and unbecoming of a kingly throne. Now all of a sudden, this PAULSON character (by virtue of apparently doing a profoundly poor job over the last few years), is suddenly anointed our de facto new King!
And our new King is truly functioning like a King; he operates outside of the scope of the Constitution, he operates outside of the scope of voter participation, and he operates outside of the scope of truly meaningful oversight.
And our new King is bestowed with a lovely, giant treasury chest; with which he has been entitled to buy up the shrunken assets that he was permitted by policy to handicap, wound and thus devalue. Our King has been awarded a whopping dowry for his metaphoric marrying to the toxically ugly inbred daughter of the banking barons.
And our new King sits in a throne high above the US citizen, playing chess with the Cardinals; waging stakes which will determine the life and future of the actual pawns scrambling outside his castle walls.
And he gets this sweet deal just for screwing up in the right place at the right time? I mean, at least I wanted to be DIRECTLY ELECTED to such a throne!