Posted by
King David Caul on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 12:16:49 AM
I am the captain of a pirate bank
I am the captain -- of a scurvy lot; I run me a rogue credit card bank.
We enjoy pillaging your wallet within a place enjoying the most wondrous absence of prosecution. The liberty we enjoy whilst pirating you is a grand thing. Our port of call... aye, is Delaware.
As the captain, I just wanted to publicly thank me mates in this great rogue state of Delaware, for allowin' our pirate ways to be welcome -- aye -- even LEGAL in their port. Without ye, we could not be.
Aye, we've even been 'lowed to construct a legal contract for our piracy. Delaware is grand! For truly, it is not a contract all -- but a license by our grand state, to be a pirate. We are enjoying the legalized ability to rob ye poor slobs. We have written many new darlin' sea-shanties celebratin' the beloved 30% interest rate the "law" permits us to crush you with. We particularly love the ability to construct a legal-bindin' CONTRACT that gives us the right to change ANY terms at ANY time for ANY reason we want!! That be OUR kind o' contract! I probably don't need to tell ye, it's a lovely arrangement for us.
So, I'd just like, again, to thank me allies -- and those runnin' the lawless states which make my life possible.
A toast of ale! To the great pirate state... of Delaware.
And three cheers for their pirate-toleratin' governors and senators!
Senators... like Joe Biden.
Three Pirate cheers!